I’m bald, Hi.

I’m bald, Hi.


*awkward silence mixed with bad audio quality* how does one start videos? *awkward laugh* so today we’re getting rid of this *points to mop on head* so um should probably explain why uhh the worlds greatest shave that’s one of the reasons the other reason is that this is a terrible haircut and finally i just want to *stuff i can not understand for the life of me* i don’t know what i look like bald? i could have a horrible head shape i also might have a really damaged skull because my hair is just dead i mean it’s been dead for a long time now i’ve got 3 mm and 6 mm i think i’m gonna go with 6 first anddd if it’s not short enough i’ll do this one *holds up 3 mm* this is gonna be loud so music *horrible choice on my end sorry* oh it’s loud enough honey please stop and okay from here on out it’s gonna be horrible audio, after all it is just a laptop oh my god i mean…. yes i can’t believe i’m doing this well i can that’s a look i should cut me hair. NAH yes that is hot it looks so crazy on the back, oh my god YEP THAT’S JUST! i look crazy *we know you’ve said that like a billion times i really am sorry about the audio this is gonna end up on a cringe compilation but i don’t hate it i look good i still don’t know what those are called.. it’s australia, it’s the end of summer, its hot, hair is annoying is what i’m pretty much saying here i mean obviously i’m not gonna keep it like this but you should XD i look like homer simpson so i’m talking about what the worlds greatest shave is and the lukiemia foundation. and it’s like a giant event where you either shave your hair or colour it to raise money for people with lukiemia. okay sob story i was 14 no 13 when my father passed away no i was 14 i was 13 when we found out he had lukiemia and the audio just died at this part when i was 14 he passed away that was 4 years ago, so this year i decided to shave it all off talking about how my family would have made fun of it if i had just done it with no reason apart from the fact that i wanted to do it time fo the sides i don’t know what the hell i’m talking about did i already explain why i’m doing this? oh i’m talking smack about the models from america’s next top models the people on the show say “oh we’re going to shave you head” and the girls are just like*starts whining* honestly they need to grow up cause i know that people are like, oh shaving your head means something big in your life no not really i mean it’s probably very freeing why does this sound really funny i have very uneven hair, and i’m suprised that it isn’t that damaged i’m just going at it its so smooth compared to the bottom cause you don’t want an uneven head why does this feel so soft compared to the bottom?? *getting all giddy* HE I LOOK GOOD i don’t believe it, IT’S ALL GONE!! horrible singing commence!! so i don’t really know how to end this video i look good i did have to go back once again with the umm i still don’t remeber their name these things i look like eleven from stranger things a show that i have never watched in my entire life i also, if i was wearing black lipstick, i would probably look like that chick from deadpool which i wouldn’t mind