Dwight Schrute Does Healthcare – The Office US

Dwight Schrute Does Healthcare – The Office US

what did I do I did my job i slashed benefits to the bone I saved this company money was I too harsh maybe I don’t believe in coddling people and the wild there is no health care and the wild health care is how I hurt my leg I can’t run a lion eats me and I’m dead well I’m not dead I’m the lion you’re dead all right who did this I’m not mad I just want to know who did it so I can punish them what are you talking about ah someone forged medical information and that is a felony okay whoa all right cuz that’s a pretty intense accusation how do you know that they’re fake ah leprosy flesh-eating bacteria hot dog fingers government-created killer nano robot infection you did this didn’t you absolutely not yes you did no I didn’t I know it was you okay fine you know what I’m gonna have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known and until that time there will be no health care coverage for anyone the problem Jim mm-hmm is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won’t receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff Count Chocula dose sounds tough why did you write that down Jim is it because you know I love Count Chocula do you I think you need to confess the fact yep what are you doing what those are my keys good luck Jim damn it no Jim let me up Jim lick Jim Halpert let me out who is this let me out of you’re fired no differently yes I can I’m manager for the day not your desk okay can you hold on one second I’m getting the beep Jim Halpert hey hey Pam how are you Jim good how are you I’m doing okay Jen excited for the weekend oh yeah yeah what do you um I’m not bothering you am i you know not if anything you’re doing I have nothing great Jim um yeah no this weekend nothing I’m not really doing anything oh yeah might go to the mall no I need new shoes Oh interesting hello hello this is Dwight Schrute calling for jan levinson-gould hi Dwight Schrute calling acting manager Scranton branch listen I need your permission to fire Jim Halpert Oh Dwight Schrute from sales well where’s Michael Scott he is not here right now he put me in charge of the office all right listen to me very carefully you are not a manager of anything understand that’s not entirely true because he put me in charge of picking a healthcare plan [Music]


  1. “ In the wild healthcare is ow I hurt my leg.I can’t run .A lion eats me and I am dead .Wow.
    But I’m not dead ,I’m the lion.”

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