10 Apps That Will Waste Your Life!

10 Apps That Will Waste Your Life!


What’s Going on Guys? I Am Matthias And Belcome- Belcome wack! *Laughing* Welcome back to some more What-What-What-What-what? What Wha Whack Apps! Today I’m gonna be looking at 10 weird and wacky app’s that you guys sent me You Guys sent me these weird apps First one we’re gonna try is called dog evolution I Think We’re familiar with how this works.. What I Do is drag that dog to there And They Evolve into.. A Better dog! And then I Have to upgrade and use coins and all that crap. These dogs are pooping right? We’ve learned that poop is a good thing This is what we learned from the last app.. The.. Check out the last video Cat Evolution The more I have this guy poop the more coins I collect. I open this guy and if I tap them I think Ooh look they poop ever faster Look at that! I’m gonna tap these guys, Look at that! See this? Boom now they are both the same. BOOM! *Singing* A new dog discovered! See, this is how this game gets addicting.Ya know what I’m saying? Right.. I have a baby and I try to discourage pooping, she does doesn’t listen to me she just poops. And you don’t get money from her poop Yeah.. Also I can’t sell her poop for money, which is also upsetting I would love to be able to do something with all that waste other than throw it away ya know ’cause thats just wasteful. (Compost) Ba-dump-Psh Come on just keep pooping, Gimme some more! Gimme some more! I just.. This game gets me slightly addicted because I want to (singing) find the next dog who is discovered. Woah! that dog has something wrong with it, it’s got 3 eyes Look! This guy is pooping out silver! Oooooooh! It’s giving me more money! Look at that dude! Just tapping for the money dude, tapping for the money. Here we go! This is it guys, This is it! Boom! New dog.. Four headed Dog. (Does it poop out gold?) No, it’s not pooping out gold.. It’s just more silver.. thats disappointing I wanted some gold poops. *Sigh* Next App! This app is called tap to rich. I’m not even doing anything and I’m already making money, alright so I assume I’m making it rain here as fast as I possibly can Look at that! You see that? YES! Look! It’s in the purple mode dude! A thousand dollars? YES! Woo! If you want to feel real good about yourself this is what you do (I don’t get how your finger moving so quick) Dude this is how you make money in the real world, the faster you tap the more money you make Little did you actually know but this is actual an actual trick not just an app, Okay? This is something I learned by being white and ah privileged so you see this be right here check out
this B all right so all you have to do is hold this B for about 10 seconds
then after you hold the B tap as ferociously as you can but it’s got to
be exactly 10 seconds and then money will just kind of fly out of nowhere check this out just do this using it and
the faster you tap dude the more money comes you can do this for whatever you
want an Xbox you can do this for you know in your car even a yacht typical
stuff right but if you stop you only get what you need ok only get what you need
but you stop it stops I should warn you though it’s only really works if you’re
white and privileged this app is called ‘Meme Switch’ whoa i’m gonna have a seizure here, candy kush
meme switch tap to bounce the meme up go through joints of the same color as
you and collect weed what is this app dude someone like totally high made this
app. Uhh, rekt default…? What? What do I tap? Oh, I tap this Oh game over what im a tap this meme for
some reason I don’t I guess they don’t do I like go to the side or something Oh, green. Okay so, green, greens good oh ok so after way oh ok this is
actually I get it I get it I have to wait till that guy until I can get to
the color that it is haha i’m really bad at this this is like one of those flappy bird
games in which i suck at I’m really bad it memes oh man okay yes okay red dude this is difficult dude what oh come on dude I stink so bad we’re gonna try drunk version, Okay no we are not ok so now I’m falling. Hang on! I gotta sneeze.
hey oh what oh I didn’t die do i wait for red now No are you okay finally 2 my goodness huh where’s green dude blue where is blue dude I got
a score two I’m sakai excited not high I’m excited I’m high off my excitement next app this app is called Pewdie Dog help
become a YouTube star swipe to pet okay I’m just I’m just touching the dog
right now I’m getting more views the more I pet this woah for real? I wish it were that easy my word I would just be petting dogs all day long is it I just pet the dog look at
that see that coming fast i’m getting subscribers now huh, Pewdiepie I found your
secret I’m coming at you bro I just got to get a dog first choose outfits for
your Pug oh my gosh i get glasses i got to get at least six hundred views to get
him some new shades this is why anyone does anything on
youtube is to get the dog clothes ok 600 bloom 5000 views now oh my word I’ve 5000 views what can I get You can unlock Edgar at like 5 million views oh my gosh that’s way too much next app this app is called can you dab ok so you
literally jump and dab this is it this is the game hold down till jump long ok collect coins avoid obstacles ok this is getting complex dude I’m a
dab King over here oh I almost died on that one oh
73 percent what does that mean I almost got 73 three percent of the way
there I’m not the dab King i thought i was thats
very it but this is different here we go come on dude I’m so bad at these
games you have no idea the pressure there is being on camera you don’t know my problems it’s so
difficult to play a DAB game while being watched by so many man in your room and
Brian’s in my room is what I mean. Dude why did I start going faster you see that
are you let you know I was super lucky maybe go with my left hand is better yeah these games the ones that make my
brud my blood pressure go up. I know all the comments are going to a dub dub
dub all comments are always that but I’m sorry the minute Hillary Clinton dab she
killed it are we doing guys what do we do
Hillary’s losing the poles we have to do something we have to do something that’s
going to make her relatable relevant you know to the youths what about a dance a dance yes perfect
perfect but it has to be something she can do yes yes because she is old but it has to
be something that won’t hurt her what about the dab the dab it could be perfect.. MLG bird 420 great its another tap I can’t
stand ooh i lost i thought i got a good score spin the Illuminati oh well then
here we go here we go big money big money a 360 i think that’s the lowest
one last time I was supposed to collect memes wasn’t i wasn’t anywhere near it I’m upset OH see that meme I was
supposed to get well that meme I did well dude wait am I smoking a joint in
this…? *Laughter* Oh! Okay, okay, that was a bad meme, see!
What, which memes are good and which memes are bab- bad *More laughter* bab…? *Continued with more laughing* *Sigh* Best score is 38. See if you can top that down in the comments below. Giddy up. This app is called “Burger Click”. Essentially what happens, is you click on the burger, and more burgers come to you. The faster you click, the more burgers you get. *furious tapping* See that? *Tap* *Amused Matthias tapping in amusement* I’m clicking right now at Seven point two- Eight point six- Nine, ten! Bryan: eleven, thirteen, fifteen, Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty! I’m getting up- Twenty, You see how fast I’m clicking? Bryan: What…? Booom! Look at how many burgers, dude! This is unpresidented! Oh! I think my ti- my top is 35 dude! Bryan: No, you’re not going that fast, why is it going higher? Bryan: 39, you hit 39. I hit 39, Bryan come over here. Bryan: What? He’s got slow fingers, This is always embarassing, this is why I like to make him tap the burgers. Bryan: Hnnngh, Bryan: What am I, what am I, what am I at?! Matthias: Ten. *chuckle* Bryan: I’ll get there! Fifteen… Bryan: why does my right- Ff- u- uhh, *chuckle* Bryan: My fingers are like spazzing on me dude, how do you do that?! *Matthias laughing* Bryan: Come on! Twenty-six… Twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one! Thirty-three! *Bryan in pain* Thirty five! I think it is about how long you go… Bryan: No, I beat you! Bryan: There it is! Bryan: Forty-one! (Fail!) That app gave me some inspiration to show you another little trick that I’ve learned, right? Take a wrapper, to a hamburger that you have previously consumed, Right? There’s going to be a little logo on it, right? You see that little logo? It says ‘Juicy’ like right there. Okay, what you’re gonna wanna do is Is you’re gonna wanna hold that. hold that for around 10 seconds. Now you wanna make sure this wrapper is to a hamburger that you like. Otherwise you’re gonna get a lot of hamburgers you don’t want to eat. Now, Now, tap it as fast as possible. *Furious tapping* And hamburgers will just start FLYING, dude! They’ll just start flying! Now, what you can also do is tap it faster to get more! *More furious tapping* And then you stop. ‘Cause you don’t want to waste food. Only do as much as you can consume, okay? Also, I should warn you, That this only works if you’re white. And priviledged. *Awkward silence* This game is called ‘No one Dies Today’, It’s just a simple runner. Uh-oh! Oh! Shoot! I have to play two different runners? What he didn’t do it! He didn’t react! Oh my gosh dude, this app is infested with ads, dude! Don’t download this app! It’s infested with ads! So many ads, dude. (how many times will Matthias say dude?) *Bryan laughing while Matthias is in shock* Look, I’m- It’s just so- It’s super delayed, too. So you have to play- You have to play two, The issue, Is, That the reaction is way too late. You tap it, and like three seconds later. You see this? (You got to start tapping it better though.) I know, I’m trying to. Why am I better with doing it twice? Than 13.67 seconds! That’s not bad, although, I don’t want to be served more ads, so that is it for this app. Wow! This app is called ‘Tube Simulator’, okay? This app, is supposed to emulate My life. Tap the vlogger, To run the tube. You can also hire assistances, to tap for you. Bryan… Thank you. *Laughing* Bryan: That’s why I’m here. Tap here to upgrade your promotion! Nothing means more to media. Look at that! Tap again. Click play. See? The more views I get, Now I can upgrade. Upgra- A little lower… A little- Tha- Uh- A little higher, Low- Oh higher. Higher… There you go! The more views I get, Maybe? And I just keep upgrading…? Guess what? It wants me to buy stuff. BIG. SURPRISE. Time Leap.. Jump one day ahead into the future, Okay, that’s not my life, I just can’t do that. I actually have to wait it out. I actually have to do the grueling task, Of waiting. If you’re not smiling, you’re doing it wrong. Oh, oh thank you! *Smiles* Heh heheh. When do I get to move on? Comedy channel profits! Times two! I unlocked the comedy channel. This is not like my experience at all. Is it like you’re experience? Bryan: Not at all. Every child is an artist. *Hysterical laughing* Is true? This is my life, I just- Oh- Essentially, This is my life, It’s just, A lot of clicking to make things. I think maybe I should just avoid that channel all together. No, stop dude! No, do you under- Wha- This confuses me so hard, okay? Apps that try to get you to leave the app and go download a different app. You don’t want me to play your app? *Laughing* Bryan: Apparently not. Fail? Oh wait, what series is this? The next app is called ‘Money Tree’. It’s gonna cost me $14 to water this tree. There we go. And I just keep tapping this tree and eventually I think it will grow. And I tap on this guy, $469 for colorful candy? Oh, okay, So I’m buying stuff with the money I just collected. And… The tree has grown! Look at that! See? If you shake it enough, Money will fall off. See all that money at the top? I would have to say this is pretty accurate. ♫ Collect that money, collect that money ♫ *Startled* Oh, that’s real money! No thank you! Bryan: (gibberish) That’s how this game can get REALLY confusing… Whoa! Did that bird just steal money from me?! Dude! Go away bird! Bryan: Tap him! Tap! That’s inaccurate. I mean the money tree, accurate. But the bird, not inaccurate. I mean, inaccurate. Wow, I’m confusing myself now. Alright, so, I wanna tell you something, That, *sigh* I haven’t told a lot of people. Um, and this is like how I can afford such a nice house, A nice car, you know, how my wife stays with me. It’s crazy, right? You think I make money off of YouTube? *Laughing* It’s not YouTube, right? Follow me alright? This is- Keep this quiet alright? Don’t tell a lot of people. This is something that, A lot of people don’t this is real. But it is. It’s a money tree. Now, the technical term is Moneyitis Toliberus. Right? It’s really really hard to find these trees. But as you can see, It’s got money on it. Now the trick to a money tree, Is that you can’t just, a lot of people make the silly mistake of just Taking all the money. That kills the tree. You gotta take Some of the big bills, right? Then you gotta take some of the small bills, right? You can’t pick everything, that will kill the tree. Now, a lot of people are like: “Where did you get this tree? Hand it down from generation to generation. You can find the seeds, you CAN, Except you kinda have to be white, and priviledged. Guys, make sure you check out the last video, click it, it’s just as funny. And if you’re new here, make sure to click this to subscribe. And we will see you next time. High five!

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  5. Ok we get it. You have to be white and privileged! Why did I watch this? I hate it already and it's the first time I even see this dude "white and privileged" like wtf?!

  6. Matt, I tried the evolution game ( I'm on my dad's account don't judge) they eventually poop gold u just have to wait

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